Introducing the END THE FEDNOW Beach Towel - a towel that mirrors the Federal Reserve's commitment to being "shore" on promises! Just like their monetary policies, our towel leaves you with a sense of uncertainty, offering a "shore-less" experience.

Wrap yourself in the warmth of economic possibility as you lounge by the beach with the FedNow Beach Towel. It's as enigmatic as the Fed's interest rate decisions, leaving you guessing whether your relaxation will last for hours or just a few fleeting moments. The suspense is truly exhilarating!

Please take note that, similar to the fine print of the Fed's policies, the FedNow Beach Towel may not guarantee instant comfort. Buyer beware, as the waves of satisfaction may come and go like the tides!


Give your bathroom a vibrant look and wrap yourself up with this super soft and cozy all-over sublimation towel.

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China